Bouquet of the Week: Toxic Beauty



This week I picked two massive stems of castor bean and 10 stems of grass seed heads.  I call it Toxic Beauty.  And I love it!   


The castor bean flowers are interesting.


The grass seed heads have a purple tint.  


It's a dramatic bouquet measuring in at over four feet tall.  



And I kept The Assistant inside during the photo shoot to keep her safe from the castor bean.  But she barked instructions through the back door at me.  She's so thoughtful.  

Big Changes in My Summer Bouquets: Thank you Linda Beutler!



As I was picking my weekly bouquet for my physical therapy appointment.  I felt like it was a collection of just the same ol' thing.  Nothing too exciting.  


I took a big hand blown green glass vase that I found at Goodwill for a reasonable five bucks, filled it with water, a splash of seven up, and a few drops of bleach and stabbed in stems of bears breeches blossoms, zebra grass, lady fern fronds, bronze dill, and put a row of big wrinkled hosta leaves around the backside of the bouquet.  And I almost yawned.  So, I put in some japanese forest grass seedheads and a maiden hair fern frond in the front for some excitement and a variegated brunnera leaf.  And I wondered if I should bother to bring it in.  If they would be bored with it. 


Then I realized that my normal bouquet at the beginning of this summer was this.  A nice collection of herbs and flowers in a jam jar with a fringe of hosta leaves.  


It's charming and smells good.  Just the right size to put in a car cupholder for travel.  It's cute.  This was my comfort zone in June.  And now I'm making bouquets that range upwards of four feet tall that I load into my blazer at an angle and prop up with empty plant buckets and towels making transport interesting.


So what changed?  I read Garden to Vase: Growing and using your own cut flowers by Linda Beutler. And with her wise and informative book, I learned of the bouquet possibilities sitting in my foliage based garden. And her knowledge combined with my physical therapist Kelly urging me to take bigger risks with my bouquets has resulted in some really creative and fun bouquets.  As I tend my garden through the week, I keep my eyes open looking for new possibilities.  So, thank you Linda Beutler for your inspiring book! 


Even The Assistant has noticed the difference in my bouquets this summer.

Roasted Cornish Game Hens for Dinner


Last night I made the mistake of asking My Pirate what he wanted for dinner.  He asked for Cornish Game Hens.  Who craves Cornish Game Hens?  I never have in my entire life, except for a brief moment during a recent episode of Jaque Pepin’s latest cooking show on OPB where he pan fries boneless Cornish game hens.  I knew without a doubt that trying to debone a game hen would land me in the ER having a Dan Akroyd/Julia Child moment with blood spurting all over the kitchen.  Bad idea.  

I threw that idea out and checked the new Jacques Pepin’s, Essential Pepin, which Charlie game me for my birthday and I simply didn’t have the ingredients for his suggested recipes or a sharp enough knife.  So, I took my little game hens and seasoned the inner cavity with salt and pepper and then I decided to go pick some rosemary and bronze fennel out of my front garden.  But once I snipped the rosemary I looked up to find my retired neighbor cradling my mailbox in his arms like a newborn.  And I just tilted my head in a question and he yelled across the street, “I’ll fix it!” 

Bill, his brother and roommate chortled at him while grasping his walker,  “he hit the mailbox while backing in!”

“I’ll get it fixed…by tomorrow,” his brother repeated.

I walked across the street and said, “Can I at least paint it first?  It’s a lovely shade of rust.”  And I looked at Bill and his walker and asked, “What did you do to yourself?  Did you fall off the roof or go spelunking? “

And he lifted up his right short leg to show me a big rectangular bandage and he said, “I got a new knee last Friday.”

“Congratulations!”  I said, just like a cheerleader, minus the handclap.

And he looked at me and shook his head with a smile.  I crossed back over the street feeling very much like the frog in Frogger cradling my rusty mailbox in my arms with a bouquet of herbs sticking out of my hands.  Then I finished making dinner. 

My Pirate was very happy.  And I made a nice gravy by reducing the juices in the pan and whisking in some Wondra.  Voila!  Dinner was served.  And I was grateful for My Pirate’s craving.





Roasted Cornish Game Hens with Herbs and Lemon
By Laura Heldreth

2 Cornish Game Hens—1 ½ pounds each
4 T. Very Dry Vermouth
¼ lemon cut in half
Bronze fennel foliage
2 springs rosemary
3 T. olive oil
2 frozen homemade chicken stock cubes (optional)
Salt and pepper

Heat oven to 450 degrees with your cast iron skillet inside.

Rinse and dry the game hens.  Salt and pepper inside the cavity of the hens.  Then fill the cavity with fennel, rosemary, and a wedge of lemon.  Pour approximately 1 tablespoon of dry vermouth into each cavity.  Then rub 1 tablespoon of olive oil into the skin of each game hen.  Season with salt and pepper. 

Carefully pull the hot cast iron skillet out of the oven.  Pour 1 tablespoon of oil into the skillet and place the two game hens into the skillet.  Slide into the oven.  Bake for 25 minutes at 450 degrees.

Then turn the temperature down to 350 degrees.  Add two chicken stock cubes and approximately 2 tablespoons of vermouth into the skillet.  Close the oven.  Bake the game hens for 20 more minutes.  Baste once while they cook. 

Remove the game hens onto a plate and tent with foil.  And use the sauce as is, or thicken. Then serve.   

Julie and Julia Inspiration


I just finished watching Julie and Julia and that movie always makes me want to cook. And it’s a different meal each time.  The last time I watched it with My Pirate, we hit pause, and made poached eggs and sipped white wine.

Tonight, I toasted baguette slices in a skillet with a mix of olive oil and butter with a smashed garlic clove.  And I topped my toast with a tomato salad made from basil and a mix of Green Zebra, Indigo Rose, and Early Girl tomatoes fresh from my garden.  And I added a splash of white balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and topped it off with Fleur De Sel and a tiny pinch of cayenne.

I took a quick shot of it on Instagram and dug in.  It tasted fantastically good; bright and fresh like summer itself.  Watching Julie and Julia always leads to good things in the kitchen.


Bouquet of the Week


I picked this bouquet for my friend Vicki who is lovely and elegant. She hosted the last fire pit evening of the summer and I wanted this bouquet to be something that would hold it's own on a table in her stylish home.



I started with a round vase that I found at a garage sale for twenty five cents that had colored stones in the bottom.  And I added deep purple Castor Bean Plant*, weigela, cape fuchsia, bears breeches, bronze fennel, and white Japanese Anemone. And right before we left, I added some grasses which aren't shown here and I removed the castor bean leaf on the far left of the vase.  And I felt happy with it.   And the best part was giving it to her!





* Castor Bean Plant is highly toxic, so don't use it in bouquets in homes with small children or pets that like to sample foliage.  I grow mine in my front yard away from pets and pedestrians.