My Crumbly Disaster


This is a bit embarrassing.  


Here is the last ugly slip of evidence of my first attempt at Maida’s pumpkin pie.  We ate the rest.  Yes, I said we.  My Pirate was more than happy to take a warm four inch slice of pumpkin pie with a dollop of freezing cold whipped cream and give me ‘feedback’.  Oh yes, he took one for the team; and again this morning with a cup of coffee.


My first attempt at Maida’s piecrust was a crumbly disaster because I didn’t sift the flour before I measured out my flour for the crust.  No, I sifted it after.  That resulted in approximately 2 extra spoonfuls of flour in my crust.  And that threw everything off.  I refrigerated my crust overnight to help distribute the moisture through the crust and everything.  But, when I tried to roll it out on my brand new pastry cloth.  Half the crust mixture fused itself to the rolling pin and the other half crumbled everywhere. 


With a soft cussing whimper, I tossed it back into a bowl, while My Pirate turned up the volume on his football game.  I forked in more water until it was almost a gummy mess.  I rolled it out into a crackling mess, threw it into my new pie pan, and pressed it in and patched it until it almost resembled a piecrust.  Then I proceeded to finish making my pie.  When I pulled it out of the oven, it was puffy and smelled fantastic, fringed with my ugly little crust.


I let it cool for a fifteen minutes and then I served it warm.  And we ate it greedily while the dogs begged with drool dripping around their muzzles.  And I felt happy.  

P.S.  I’ll give you the recipe when I figure it out!

As Easy As Pie


Last week, my neighbor/taste test guinea pig sent me this note. 

I have a great idea if Charlie ever is hankerin' for a pie. 
Start with a graham cracker crust. Then melt some dark 
(70+%) chocolate and whip in a heavy cream. Layer 
about a quarter inch on the crust. Add a chocolate mousse 
filling, then top with marshmallow cream. Put under the 
broiler until golden brown. Yum!

It sounds great, but I don’t know the first thing about baking a real pie.  Which is a shame, considering that pie is one of my favorite desserts.  So I purchased Maida Heatter’s Pies & Tarts cookbook.  And I’m really glad that I did.  Maida’s warm encouraging voice comes through her recipes and she teaches you her secrets and tricks. 



I have decided to bake one pie a week until the first day of spring.  Seventeen glorious weeks of pie!  But don’t worry about my waistline; I’ve already enlisted my friends to help me eat it.  My Pirate doesn’t like pie…or so he claims right now!  We’ll see how he likes Maida’s pies. 

Here’s my rough draft list of the pies that I plan on making, but not in any specific order. 


  • Rum pie
  • Coffee buttercrunch pie
  • Black bottom pie
  • Black bottom pecan cream pie
  • Blueberry pie
  • Blackberry pie
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Lemon meringue pie
  • Key lime pie
  • Colorado high pie
  • Savannah banana pie
  • Coconut cream pie
  • Frozen peanut butter pie
  • Chocolate mousse pie
  • Creamy coconut cream cheese pie
  • Date pecan pie

So, let's get started!  

Even The Assistant approves.

My mother taught me that cooking is an act of love—and a beautiful, mountainous escape.  
                                                                                     –Maida Heatter


Nineteen Library Cookbooks and a Clean Kitchen


Tonight, as I picked up my 8 massive cookbooks off the checkout counter at the library, I watched the librarian’s eyes squint into a dirty look like she smelled bad cheese.  I smiled briefly, cheeks reddening, and whisked my pile of books out the door before she could comment.  This was my second trip this week to pick up a massive pile of cookbooks.  She’s on to me. 

I go a little crazy once the rainy season begins.  And after the driest summer in recent years, the rain began to pour the day after Monica’s wedding like someone had turned on the faucet.  And this year, I didn’t have my normal temper tantrum at the return of the rainy season.  I just felt relieved that my plants would get some moisture without raising the water bill even higher.  And I could almost hear my plants singing in the rain along with the tree frogs. 

dinosaur kale

Every winter I choose a cookbook or two and cook my heart out.  This keeps me out of trouble and repels the winter blues, because how can you be sad when you are making kick ass food in the kitchen.   And I tuck all of my soups, braises, stocks, and stews into Gladware boxes with artist tape labels describing the contents and stack them in our massive freezer.  And we eat this treasure trove when I’m busy in the garden.  It’s a great system and Charlie hasn’t complained yet. 

borage blossom

Now, I normally try to hide my winter cooking binge, because it’s a bit unseemly.  But, its so much FUN!  The clerks at my favorite grocery stores know me well and simply ask, 'What ya makin’ now?' Charlie never knows what he’s coming home to at the end of the route.  For instance right now, I have a five-pound duck unthawing on my counter to make Duck a l’Orange.  I’m in a retro sixties mood. What can I say?

But, this year, I’m going to share my winter cooking storm with you.  So buckle up.  It’s going to be a wild ride!

Gazpacho: A Sip of Summer


No, I have not been living off of cupcakes this past month during my wedding cupcake project.  I’ve been sipping glasses of gazpacho made from tomatoes, cucumbers, and peppers out of my 20 X 20 community garden plot.  So, I actually lost a few pounds during my cupcake testing.  I make gazpacho by the blender pitcher to keep in my fridge and pour it into a jam jar whenever hunger strikes. 



I adore homegrown tomatoes and I usually grow at least ten different varieties.  My favorites are Sungold, Green Zebra, Red Brandywine, and Roma.  And I grow a variety of peppers and cucumbers for Charlie.  Each batch of gazpacho I make reflects the day’s harvest.  And you can play with the color.  For a light green batch mix Green Zebras with a yellow heirloom and yellow pepper.  For a yellow batch mix all yellow tomatoes and peppers.  Play around and see what you prefer. 

Brandywine Heirloom Tomato


I even brought a bright yellow batch of gazpacho to Monica’s wedding shower.  I poured it into small clear plastic 2 ounce glasses that I found at a party store and placed them on a black platter.  It was visually striking, filled with flavor, and easy for the guests to enjoy.  I love sharing food made from my garden produce.

Green Zebra Tomato

 I prefer my gazpacho smooth with an edge of acid and spice.  I find Keena’s Gazpacho, a recipe that I found on the blog, Orangette, to be a wonderful choice.  She blends her olive oil until it is frothy and then begins adding ingredients.  It’s my go-to recipe, which I tweak to my heart's content. 



 Keena’s Gazpacho

Adapted slightly by Laura Heldreth

3 - 5 medium large garden ripe tomatoes, preferably a mix of colors
3 Tbsp. olive oil
1 garlic cloves
1 bell pepper—red, orange, or yellow, seeded and chopped
½ of a medium to large cucumber, peeled, seeded, and chopped
basil (optional)
2 Tbsp. vinegar--I prefer sherry or champagne
Salt to taste
Pinch of cayenne pepper


Blanch tomatoes in boiling water and peel. 

Pour your olive oil into a blender, not a Vita-mix, and crank it up on high and let it run until the oil gets frothy.  This will take a few minutes. Then, I pour the oil into my Vita-mix and shove in all the other vegetables.  I really cram them in. 

Then crank it back up on high and let it run for four minutes or so until it’s completely smooth.  Then add the vinegar, pinch of cayenne and salt.  Process it on low for a moment to combine.  Taste it. And then I place the pitcher in the fridge to chill and for the flavors to blend. 

Serve chilled. Preferably in a jam jar.  

Yield: 6 servings




Truth Be Toad


Isn’t it fun when life gives you a collection? I collect plants, recipes, and black lab mixes, but I’ve only purchased one piece of garden art for myself: a concrete angel with a chipped wing.  But my angel isn’t alone in the garden, oh no.  She now has three toads to keep her company.


The first toad is covered in decoupage and was given to me ten years ago. 


The second toad was guarding the front door at our home when we purchased it six years and two days ago.  The paint had worn off the concrete so I painted it copper.  And now it sits on a lime green concrete pedestal beside my Japanese anemone.


This is Rupert.  Rupert was given to me this past August for my birthday from a couple of dear friends.  They picked him up at a massive garage sale at the fair grounds because he reminded them of the copper toad in my yard.  Whenever I look at him, I think of them packing him all around the fair grounds.  And it makes me feel warm and happy inside, like just before you giggle.


The Assistant pops up in the strangest places to help me take pictures!